"Shitmat - 'Full of Shit!' (Volume Bum; Unreleased Songs, Crap tunes, pointless Gabber, mediocre badly produced rave, Out of fashion breakcore and quintessentially rubbish concept tracks about subjects close to my heart/farts 2002-2008)

Now I'm not gonna waffle on in this press release like most labels do, struggling to find alternative words for 'Crazy beats' or 'Pumping bass' or anything like that I'm gonna tell it like it is, as Alan sugar would say. This is not 'The next big thing' or 'A wonderful collection of Hidden gems from England's rose' Because it would be a lie + it sounds very Corny.

This is OUT OF DATE offal that never made it on my 5 albums, tracks i played at shows, stuff planet mu didn't like, half arsed tracks, bad ideas, good ideas that never got finished, stuff meant for split releases and compilations that never happened, tracks i made lazily in a hurry before a gig, tracks made while under the influence of alcohol, shit tracks that i wish i never bothered making, tracks with very bad production, gabber puke, jungle pubes, generic general mashup bizznizz, NRG Chotlers, lol magic moments, poo, shit and a donk in a pear tree etc etc etc . I really do hope that at least 17.5% of it hits the spot for at least 10% of the people that download it.

Over the last 8 years 5 hardrives have died, 10 laptops perished, thousands of shows have been played and 10328346 braincells have died so in all accounts this album is being released so i can preserve my old tunes as my computer world is due a natural disaster very soon.

i started this alias with taking the piss' outa dance music in mind but getting wrapped up in the mild success of my creation i started to become what i was mocking..trying and failing to write decent dance music at points and forgetting trying to compete with the bigboys of HARD DANCE was a stupid idea that i hated. But bumming roudn europe playing a mish mash of mashups, jungle, hardcore and rave was a lot of fun and i had the time of my life

Planet mu's quality control ensured that all this shit did not get released, and good on them, as im sure people don't wanna buy half arsed childish gabber with pop samples really, they wanna hear crisp well conceived music, be it gabber, dubstep, jungle or rave, that has more of a point to it than a couple of k heads going 'OHH EH MAN HAHA HE PUT INFORMER AND THOMAS THE TANK ON TOP OF A HELLFISH LOOP, GENIAS' but there a few that probably do, u idiots! :-) ..

A piece of advice i offer with this album is to reorder it, delete tracks you dont like and even rename tracks, the album title and album artwork until you have a product that suits your tastes. Then upload to your favourite torrent site or share on slsk or other peer to peer sites.. make it your own!! Choose your own adventure! spread the word, waft the sonic fart, spam the feseese and shove the scat down ya girlfriends inbox cos there may be half a track you kinda like for 5 minutes!!

So take a ride on the shit train to mashville, stopping at tv theme remix avenue, really awful idea square, screw copyrightington, haha heath and fuck shit fuck boulevard.. if not fuck off on the plane to wobbleworld.

Be under no illusion this is a album that is full of shit, it's a credit crunch brunch not a full English breakfast.

Lots of love

The iggy idiotic cliched doggy doo doo DJ wetwipe SHITMAT"