The NeverEnding EastEnders Album

by Shitmat

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1.	YMCEE 00:29	buy track
2.	LIVING ON A SQUARE 01:55	buy track
3.	I'M TO SEXY FOR THIS THEME TUNE 00:22	buy track
4.	SQUIRE OF WALFORD 01:07	buy track
5.	ONLY EASTS AND ENDERS 00:27	buy track
6.	THE EASTENDERS THEME TUNE (IAN BEALE IGNL VIP MIX) 00:55	buy track
7.	THE BALLAD OF BARRY AND JANINE 01:37	buy track
8.	IAN BEALE AND THE CHIPSHOP FACTORY 00:29	buy track
9.	2 UNJIM(BRANNING)ITED 00:27	buy track
10.	LUCY BEALE IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS 00:25	buy track
11.	GOING TO EEBIZA 01:28	buy track
12.	DO THEY SELL MEATLOAF AT THE CAFE? 00:36	buy track
13.	EASTENDERS THEME (CHESSO HAWKIO REMIX) 03:39	buy track
14.	MR ENDERMAN (REALLY SHOULDA CHANGED 'SHABBA' TO ''BEPE' BUT TO LAZY) 01:12	buy track
15.	LAUNDRETTE OF LOVE (feat EE17) 01:50	buy track
16.	IMAGINE KEITH FROM THE PRODIGY PLAYED PEGGY MITCHELL INSTEAD OF BARBARA WINDSOR 00:53	buy track
17.	TUPACK SHIRLEY 01:14	buy track
18.	DOT'S ARMY 01:03	buy track
19.	THAT OBLIGATORY SMASH MOUTH 'ALL STAR' REMIX (4% SLOWER MIX) 03:31	buy track
20.	ON A MITCHELL TIP 01:34	buy track
21.	BBC RHAPSODY 01:00	buy track
22.	MOTHBALLS IN BABE'S STEW 02:53	buy track
23.	KATHY AND THE SUNSHINE BAND GIVE UP 02:11	buy track

about

Welcome to The NeverEnding EastEnders Album. The album that will never ever stop having tracks added to it until i die getting hit over the dead with a heavy metal doorstop or get pushed off a cliff in Scotland.

Proving that i both am and am not a one trick pony, this album will mainly just use the EastEnders theme tune as the basis of all the tracks but will 100% not feature the Babylon Boy acapella. EastEndrers is bangin' (FACT) and if you don't like the theme tune i suggest you get out of my pub (web page)

The price of this awful infinite album will always cost £3.90 (roughly the same as a pint of in the queen vic) no matter if it has 3 tracks or 333 tracks.

Once again, this terrible idea has been brought to you by the people at Shitmat™

credits

released October 3, 2017

Music by DJ Shitmat, Mastering by Beppe DiMarco, Artwork by Vicki Umansky. Big thanks to me for thinking of the concept

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Some rights reserved. Please refer to individual track pages for license info.

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Shitmat

My music is largely based around the smell of bruce forseiths breath.
My music, sometimes referred to as "Rubish", is a tongue-in-cheek play on the UK's Dickhead subculture

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